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Tuesday, March 07, 2006 → by Danieru
Entities determined to be part of the human configuration:
Entities not yet determined to be part of the human configuration:
| Elemental: Oxygen (65%) Carbon (18%) Hydrogen (10%) Nitrogen (3%) Calcium (1.5%) Phosphorus (1.0%) Potassium (0.35%) Sulfur (0.25%) Sodium (0.15%) Magnesium (0.05%) Other (0.70%) | Anatomical: Cardiovascular system Digestive system Endocrine system Immune system Integumentary system Lymphatic system Muscular system Nervous system Reproductive system Respiratory system Skeletal system Urinary system |
| Orificies: 2 nostrils 2 eyes 1 mouth 2 ears 1 anus 1 urethra 1 vagina (females only) | Consequential: 1 inch2 of skin contains: 4 yards of nerve fibers 1300 nerve cells 100 sweat glands 3 million cells 3 yards of blood vessels |
Entities not yet determined to be part of the human configuration:
| Holy Love of God Life-Force Entelechy Spirit Soul Ka Qi Thetan Chakra Astral Body Etheric Body Midi-chlorians |
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Plenty of bacteria, all around human parts.
Great symbiotic fellows, love them.
March 08, 2006 2:49 PM
Suppose I should have given them a tip of the hat though. Thanks for reminding me. Last thing I'd want to so is anger the majority of the planet's bio-mass. They'd overpower us by morning!
March 08, 2006 3:07 PM
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