The Huge Entity: Is that God's Immaculate Rod in your pocket....?

Is that God's Immaculate Rod in your pocket....?

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 → by Danieru

This has to be the best advertisment for getting to know God I have ever come across...

' "Thy rod and thy staff shall comfort me..." ~ Psalm 23

Find the true meaning of comfort...
Find out what it means to be truly "touched" by God...
Find out what Mary felt, the night that she conceived...
Sitting in the lap of the Holy Ghost on God's Immaculate Rod

"If His rod feels this good, I can't imagine what His staff must feel like!!!" ~ Very satisfied customer '

Have God's Immaculate Rod rod as often as you like...

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posted by Danieru at 3:43 PM

Robert said...

A high school friend's mother had "THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD" on her refrigerator in alphabet magnets. After much thought, I realized that if you dropped the "I" in a potted plant, the letters could be reordered to read "HIS RED ROD HELPS THEM".

December 28, 2005 4:42 PM

Oops, that's "shepherd".

December 28, 2005 4:43 PM