The Huge Entity: A homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles, a chain saw and a partridge in a pear tree

A homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles, a chain saw and a partridge in a pear tree

Monday, June 20, 2005 → by Danieru

This story makes fiction seem pointless...

"BOSTON - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on Fulton's kitchen floor. His head was in a pillowcase under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom."

...and customs officials across the globe still get riled searching for nail files in hand luggage. I mean just look at the guy! Simply brilliant (apart from the brutal murder of course).

Categories: Murder, Customs, Weird, News, Humour, USA, Canada