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Daniel Rourke's new website is:

MachineMachine.net


Gay Fuel

→ by Danieru
"Gay Fuel is pasteurized, has a great fruit flavor, is slightly carbonated and overcomes other energy drinks’ artificial taste. With the energetic goal of creating a superior product, Gay Fuel was formulated using the highest quality ingredients, such as real sugar as opposed to the less expensive and more commonly used corn-syrup."
Real sugar, oh yeah, surely the gayest ingredient on the planet. A drink targeted at the Gay community? What next? Black Fuel? Dwarf Fuel? Where does it end. Check out this full website below, bizarre...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You accidently left out the part that 5% of the proceeds goes to HIV research in the area of the country where the drink was purchased.

November 14, 2005 7:54 AM    


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