The Huge Entity: Apocalypse (not quite) Now

Apocalypse (not quite) Now

Monday, June 27, 2005 → by Danieru

The Planet Earth: It's got to end sometime, [unless humans survive the next 4 billion years and manage to move the Planet Earth a safe distance from the impending doom of the ever expanding firey mass of hydrogen (the sun) which will eventually engulf the solar system around ca. 4,500,000,000 AD] so why not revel in the joy of prediction. Who said the Earth will end and when? Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads or something? Will it even help?

"Feb 12, 2006 - According to an unnamed Internet prophet, this will be the date of the height of the Antichrist's power. The Antichrist is none other than Prince William of England! (This guy's website breaks an inordinate number of web design taboos. Prepare to be annoyed!)"

A Brief History of the Apocalypse will keep you busy researching possible ends right up until THE end (if any of the predicted ends actually become THE end, you'll be ready)...

Categories: Apocalypse, Earth, Links, Future, Humanity, Humour, Antichrist, Religion